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14 de mar. de 2024 · Charles Shulz. “May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.”. – George Carlin. A day without laughter is a day wasted. Charlie Chaplin. Political correctness is tyranny with manners. Charleton Heston. If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito. Dalai Lama.
Funny Quotes. Whether it’s a play on words, a funny observation about everyday things or old witty sayings, comedy has a way of making us realize we’re all going through the same stuff in this...
30 de nov. de 2023 · Whether you're looking for a mood boost on a bad day, some inspiration for your water cooler chats, or just a little extra amusement, these hilarious quotes are sure to tickle your fancy. Read...
31 de ago. de 2023 · Funny Friday Quotes. Arguably the best day of the week, Fridays, are sure to put a smile on your face. These funny quotes may just take it one step further. Whether you’re stepping out with friends and enjoying a night on the town or staying in with a glass of wine and your favorite film, this selection can encapsulate your moods perfectly.
6 de out. de 2022 · Here are 100 of the best funny quotes I could find. The goal? To make you relax, laugh, and have a good time! 😂. Life is short and the happiest people are those who live lightly ( with a smile on their hearts). You’ll discover quotes by Bill Murray, Tina Fey, Jim Carrey, and more. Enjoy! I intend to live forever. So far, so good. Steven Wright.
21 de out. de 2021 · Funny quotes about enemies. 31. “Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.”—. Oscar Wilde. 32. “ The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies ...
A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.”. Graham Norton. People can’t drive you crazy if you don’t give them the keys.”. Mike Bechtle. This short and funny quote about life is perfect for big and bold posters.
8 de set. de 2023 · Here Are 100 Funny Inspirational Quotes To Help Brighten Your Day. “Follow your heart, but take your brain with you. It’s your GPS for the heart’s wild adventures.”. “Life is like a bicycle – to keep your balance, you must keep moving… and occasionally use the brakes.”. “Don’t take life too seriously; no one gets out alive ...
Explore 1000 Funny Quotes by authors including Steven Wright, Mark Twain, and Winston Churchill at BrainyQuote. "I refuse to join any club that would have ... It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper. Jerry Seinfeld. I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known ...
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