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Transcript. Kuzco: [narrating] Will you take a look at that? Pretty pathetic, huh? Well, you'll never believe this, but that llama you're looking at was once a human being. And not just any human being. That guy was an emperor. A rich, powerful ball of charisma. Oh, yeah! This is his story. Well, actually my story. That's right-- I'm that llama.
the emperor's advisor--living proof that dinosaurs once roamed the Earth And let's not forget Yzma's right-hand man Every decade or so she gets a new one This year's model is called Kronk [Fly Buzzing] Yeah, I got that there, Yzma. - Kronk: - [Buzzing] Kuzco: Now lately, Yzma's gotten into this bad habit of trying to run the country behind my ...
Movies. The Emperor's New Groove - subtitles like script. The Emperor's New Groove (2000) - full transcript. In this animated comedy from the folks at Disney, the vain and cocky Emperor Kuzco (David Spade) is a very busy man.
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[We see a black screen momentarily and then hear a judge banging his gavel and yelling "ORDER IN THE COURT! ORDER IN THE COURT!!!" in a rather unconvincing manner. Then the screen lightens up and we see a black-and-white courtroom scene, possibly taken from an old movie. The judge continues speaking. "Respond the question, did you or did you not copy The Emperor's New Groove," he says to the guilty man in this scene. We see an old woman shaking and gritting her teeth. "Well," the judge says. "I did," the man says in a disgraceful manner. Everyone gasps and the woman shrieks. "Take him away, boys," the judge says to two policemen. After the guilty man is taken away, the dark blue FBI warnings spin up to us briefly. "Don't even think about copying this videotape," the judge says and we hear the sound of a jail door closing]
[After the dark blue FBI warnings, the black-and-gold Walt Disney Home Video logo appears]
[The screen cuts to Sarge using his binoculars]
Sargent: Sir, he's in!
[We cut to Sebastian holding up a giant baby monitor, with Woody listening in]
Buzz Lightyear: [Voice on the baby monitor] Buzz Lightyear confirming.
Kuzco: Aah! Wee-be-be-bee. Will you take a look at that? Pretty pathetic, huh? Well, you'll never believe this, but that llama you're looking at was once a human being. And not just any human being. That guy was an emperor. A rich, powerful ball of charisma. Oh, yeah! This is his story. [Crying] Well, actually my story. That's right-- I'm that llama. The name is Kuzco... Emperor Kuzco. I was the world's nicest guy, and they ruined my life for no reason. Oh, is that hard to believe? Look, I tell you what. You go back always-- you know, before I was a llama, and this will all make sense. All right, now see, that's a little too far back. Oh, ho! Look at me! That's me as a baby.
Baby Kuzco: Waah!
Kuzco: Ahem! All right, let's move ahead.
[Title Shows]
Kuzco:Oh, yeah.
Theme song guy: ♪ There are despots and dictators. Political manipulators. There are blue bloods with the intellects of fleas. There are kings and catty tyrants who are so lacking in refinements. They'd be better suited swinging from the trees. He was born and raised to rule, no one has ever been as cool, in a thousand years of aristocracy. ♪
[Screen fades from black revealing Sting at the beach, writing a song.]
Sting: I was approached by Disney, to write a number of songs for the animated feature, "The Emperor's New Groove". And I was really excited about that. It had been part of my life. Since I have memories of movies. And to be asked the right songs, I was deeply flattered.
Sting: [sings in a recording booth] ♪ In the quiet time of evening when the stars assume their patterns, and the day has made his journey and we wondered just what happened... to the life we knew before the world changed, when not a thing I held was true. ♪
♪ But you were kind to me and you reminded me that the world is not my playground. There are other things that matter. ♪
♪ And when a simple needs protecting my illusions all would shatter. ♪
♪ But you stayed in my corner! The only world I know was upside down! ♪
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The Emperor's New Groove. Pacha and Kuzco, tied to the tree branch, fall into a river stream. Pacha: Uh-oh. Kuzco: Don't tell me. We're about to go over a huge waterfall. Pacha: Yep. Kuzco: Sharp rocks at the bottom? Pacha: Most likely. Kuzco: Bring it on. (As they go over the waterfall) BOOOOO-YAHHHAHAHAHA! Fade out, and "DECEMBER 2000" zooms in.
The Emperor's New Groove Script - Dialogue Transcript. Voila! Finally, the The Emperor's New Groove script is here for all you quotes spouting fans of the David Spade movie. This script is a transcript that was painstakingly transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of The Emperor's New Groove. I know, I know, I still need to get the ...
Find the script and transcript of the 2000 animated comedy film The Emperor’s New Groove, written by Mark Dindal, Chris Williams and David Reynolds. Learn about the plot, characters and dialogue of this Disney classic.
