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7 de jul. de 2024 · “The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What’s that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home.
30 de jun. de 2024 · George Carlin — ‘That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.’
3 de jul. de 2024 · Here are the best quotes by George Carlin on life, religion, and the human condition. These legendary comedian George Carlin quotations cover the several decades of his career, and include famous quotes from his stand-up specials and his books.
30 de jun. de 2024 · “The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.” ― George Carlin. tags: flame , invention. Read more quotes from George Carlin. Share this quote: Like Quote. Recommend to friends.
16 de jul. de 2024 · The Power of Language. “By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.” Carlin understood the power of words and often highlighted how language is manipulated to obscure...
19 de jul. de 2024 · One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim. George Carlin. (1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author. Conflict Friends Killing People Young Murder.
18 de jul. de 2024 · On the nature of life. “Some people see things that are and ask, ‘Why?’. Some people dream of things that never were and ask, ‘Why not?’. Some people have to go to work and don’t have time for all that.” 2. On staying at your job. “Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.” 3. On consumerism.
